Breakup Styles by Zodiac Sign — Who Ghosts, Who Cries, Who Moves On Instantly?
Aries (March 21 - April 19)Moves on instantly. Like, before you even finish your breakup text. They’ll be on a new adventure — or date — by sunset.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)They cry… a lot. But only in private. They'll still unfollow you, keep the hoodie, and never, ever forget.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)The ghoster. One minute they’re sending heart emojis, the next — radio silence. Was it real? Even they’re not sure.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)Cries for days, writes poetry about it, and checks your Insta 3x a day for 6 months. But hey, at least they're honest about their feelings.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)Breaks up dramatically, posts a fire selfie with the caption “better off” and expects applause. They move on when someone worships them again.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22)Overanalyzes everything. Sends a 4-page breakup text with bullet points. They heal by reorganizing their life — and closet.
Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22)Stays friends — or tries to. They hate conflict, cry with charm, and might “accidentally” date your friend next.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)Deletes you, blocks you, then stalks your socials anonymously. They never forget — or forgive. Breakups are war.