Hummingbird Helicopter Parents: When You Spend More on the Bird Than on Yourself

Gourmet Nectar Only – You refuse to use tap water or plain sugar—only spring water and organic cane sugar will do.

Climate Control – You’ve installed a shaded canopy or mini misting system just for their comfort.

Security Patrol – You yell at wasps, bees, and even other birds who dare to approach “your” hummers.

Bird Spa Vibes – You’ve added a hummingbird bath with decorative stones and filtered water.

Floral Landscaping – Your garden is basically a hummingbird buffet, carefully designed to bloom year-round.

Camera Ready – You’ve set up a dedicated camera or GoPro for live hummingbird footage.

Budget Priorities – That $30 you meant for lunch? Went to an artisan glass feeder instead.

You're not alone—and let’s be real: they deserve it. Because what’s a little budget sacrifice for tiny flying jewels?

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